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Dark deeds, eldritch abominations and an evil sorcerer. A time of heroes has come! Which is bad news if you like your kingdom well-organised, economically productive and not burnt to a crisp by dragons. Heroes are all well and good, but the ideal place for them is far, far away. Entirely unserious fantasy romp with a liberal sprinkling of all the tropes: A story about the trials and tribulations of the hero’s journey, when you’re not the hero. Updates on the 2nd and 16th of the month.

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